To Mr. Mugabe
July 3rd 2008 06:44
To Mr. Mugabe
Current Head Boy of Zimbabwe House
From the Africa College School Board
Re: Your Recent Behaviour aka Formal and Final Warning
This is your last chance to tell us why we should not not expel you!
Please explain the following behaviour during the recent Head Boy Selections:
Encouraging house juniors to tease harass and attack anyone connected with the other candidates for head boy in and outside of the school grounds.
The infirmary is now full! The school nurse is so upset she's been sending mobile phone shots to the media. THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING!
Concerning your rearranging the allotments in the school garden so that they go to students with no farming or gardening skills.
Yes the board are well aware that the allotments were forcibly re-allocated by former board members while the Collge was affiliated with Imperial College Inc. and that reform of the allotment allocations was necessary however you were supposed to restore the allotments to the original allotees or their descendants not some street gang called the "Veterans" .
Finally the matter of the canteen and dining hall. Where is the produce from the school gardens going? Not feed the students? Please explain along with the pricing changes.
Please do not claim it is a conspiracy by former School Board Members!
Mrs. Windsor is now demanding the return of your prize medals.
Please be aware that several former Head Boys and current Board members like Mr. Mandela are also not happy with your performance.
Yes it is possible that some nasty little bureaucrat over in the Main Education office has it in for us and you in particular as you so FREQUENTLY claim however please explain CLEARLY why you should be allowed to remain as head boy and not be sent to see the school counsellor AGAIN.
The College Board has quite enough problems already with the students in Chad Darfur Sudan and the Somalia and other Houses without you adding to them.
This has been your final warning!
Current Head Boy of Zimbabwe House
From the Africa College School Board
Re: Your Recent Behaviour aka Formal and Final Warning
This is your last chance to tell us why we should not not expel you!
Please explain the following behaviour during the recent Head Boy Selections:
Encouraging house juniors to tease harass and attack anyone connected with the other candidates for head boy in and outside of the school grounds.
The infirmary is now full! The school nurse is so upset she's been sending mobile phone shots to the media. THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING!
Concerning your rearranging the allotments in the school garden so that they go to students with no farming or gardening skills.
Yes the board are well aware that the allotments were forcibly re-allocated by former board members while the Collge was affiliated with Imperial College Inc. and that reform of the allotment allocations was necessary however you were supposed to restore the allotments to the original allotees or their descendants not some street gang called the "Veterans" .
Finally the matter of the canteen and dining hall. Where is the produce from the school gardens going? Not feed the students? Please explain along with the pricing changes.
Please do not claim it is a conspiracy by former School Board Members!
Mrs. Windsor is now demanding the return of your prize medals.
Please be aware that several former Head Boys and current Board members like Mr. Mandela are also not happy with your performance.
Yes it is possible that some nasty little bureaucrat over in the Main Education office has it in for us and you in particular as you so FREQUENTLY claim however please explain CLEARLY why you should be allowed to remain as head boy and not be sent to see the school counsellor AGAIN.
The College Board has quite enough problems already with the students in Chad Darfur Sudan and the Somalia and other Houses without you adding to them.
This has been your final warning!
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