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December 30th 2008 07:16
NEWS FLASH!
U.N. Takes action!
Therapists counsellors and pacifists are surrounding trouble spots aaround the World!
Yes that's right the U.N. are finally doing something about Israel-Palestine Afghanistan Darfur and other hotspots. With help from Obama and other international leaders the American and European trade surplus of therapists, counsellors, psychologists and new age gurus are being shipped from New York California Lodon and other places.
Even now as I type thousands of therapists are massing on every border of Israel and the Gaza strip and slowly advancing treating fundamentalists of all cults with therapy and drugs and removing walls and weapons followed by a crack team of doctors to treat physical injuries and a demolition crew for that wall and in the rear underemployed tradesmen from around the world will be building or rebuilding housing for ordinary farmers and workers.
Over in Afghanistan thousands of grandparents with counselling and other work experience are searching for Osama offering flowers freshly baked cake and pie medical supplies education for girls and rebuilding irrigation systems and canals as they swarm the country side. We're told hundreds of Taliban have already surrounded screaming "Even I cant shot some one who looks like my grandmother!"
Over in Darfur and Somailia the desert terrain is slowing things down but teams of Tibetan and other Buddhist monks are advancing chanting powerful mantras and pacifying "bandits" and other militias with genuine offers of medical aid and food supplies htat really will reach ordianry people.
In South East Asia as an experiment the Myanmar regime and Thai government are swapping astrologers dissidents and generals.
Over in Indonesia large sections of the bureacracy are being replaced with Komodo dragons anthropologists orangutans and recently discovered Floresian hobbits in an attempt to reduce corruption and stop the destruction of rain forests and the environment...
..... unfortunately this is probably happening in an parallel universe?
U.N. Takes action!
Therapists counsellors and pacifists are surrounding trouble spots aaround the World!
Yes that's right the U.N. are finally doing something about Israel-Palestine Afghanistan Darfur and other hotspots. With help from Obama and other international leaders the American and European trade surplus of therapists, counsellors, psychologists and new age gurus are being shipped from New York California Lodon and other places.
Even now as I type thousands of therapists are massing on every border of Israel and the Gaza strip and slowly advancing treating fundamentalists of all cults with therapy and drugs and removing walls and weapons followed by a crack team of doctors to treat physical injuries and a demolition crew for that wall and in the rear underemployed tradesmen from around the world will be building or rebuilding housing for ordinary farmers and workers.
Over in Afghanistan thousands of grandparents with counselling and other work experience are searching for Osama offering flowers freshly baked cake and pie medical supplies education for girls and rebuilding irrigation systems and canals as they swarm the country side. We're told hundreds of Taliban have already surrounded screaming "Even I cant shot some one who looks like my grandmother!"
Over in Darfur and Somailia the desert terrain is slowing things down but teams of Tibetan and other Buddhist monks are advancing chanting powerful mantras and pacifying "bandits" and other militias with genuine offers of medical aid and food supplies htat really will reach ordianry people.
In South East Asia as an experiment the Myanmar regime and Thai government are swapping astrologers dissidents and generals.
Over in Indonesia large sections of the bureacracy are being replaced with Komodo dragons anthropologists orangutans and recently discovered Floresian hobbits in an attempt to reduce corruption and stop the destruction of rain forests and the environment...
..... unfortunately this is probably happening in an parallel universe?
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