Tony Abbot's Climate Change Policy
December 2nd 2009 23:12
Tony Abbot's Climate Change Policy.
(this applies to Australian politics)
American and European readers will just have to make educated guesses)
What I think the first draft will look like...
How the Liberal Party will cope with climate change if I'm still leader six months from now
SEA WALLS Lots and lots of sea walls around Rose Bay and St Kilda
Stuff Rockdale they voted Labor
maybe no sea walls???
the silly @@$#@% might start believing in Climate change when a storm surge wipes out Rose Bay yacht club.
import dutch engineers to build coastal dykes and walls and polders
offer afghani and other refugees work visas if they'll build th walls
that takes care of xmas island problem
build sea wall blocking sydeny harbour mouth to repel refugees from polynesia
never mind all those disappearing atolls ... its all part of the natural cycle
if they cant produce footie players we dont need them
move the capital to goulburn or melbourne
note make sure military blocks off any escapees from Hawks Nest
Banks !
bright idea get banks to sell carbon emission trading bonds instead of tax
and the bonds will be tax deductible
oops must rember to care picking which bank
now which one told the biggest whopperss during the global financial crisis to stockholders?
of course we can trust big business to take care of the problems they made
and we wont have to admin it since most of hte money will go be back where it belongs
big business
if all else fails hey I can swim
must remember to authorize research into having coastal population getting artifical gill implants
Hopefully whatever the final version of hte new Liberal Party Climate Change Policy will be
it will cosist of something better than last minute stop gaps?
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