Myanmar Junta Application Form
May 19th 2008 07:30
MyanMar Junta Application Form
1 When the head of the UN and various other International Aid officials ring you will you
a) totally ignore their calls or put them on hold
b) not answer because I am too busy surveying the damage
c) not respond because I am too busy doing PR shots
d) not respond because I am busy punishing my astrologer
2 When told next season's rice crop is threatened and your favorite golf course has flooded do you
b) divert refugees into a labor camp to rebuild the road to your golf course
c) give up golf and start attending temple services or visit nhat shirnes regularly. Clearly the gods are angry and the generals too!
d) start planning how to resell the rice donations on the black market
3 When reporters complain that they are not allowed to film storm damage or refugees do you offer to
a) let Australian channel seven and nine fight over er bid for the film rights
b) claim its all a conspiracy by the western media including the storm
c) give an entry visa to who ever offers the biggest bribe
d) take them with you while you give out lunch boxes and claim all those refugees on hte roads are beggars
No prizes for guessing the best answers!
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