Giant Cannibal Mutant Zombie Monster
October 12th 2007 07:14
Giant Cannibal Mutant Zombie Monster
BOGAN MOTHS!
BOGAN MOTHS!
Well the way the media have been carrying on about them the annual bogan moth migration is more like an attack of the undead and other monsters!
The main invasion force hit the city using a southernly change to move rapidly north and have attempted to insert guerilla teams into various residences and office buildings.
I myself have repulsed several bogan attacks though have tried to be gentle with them by catching or chaisng them back out the door!
For those who are not residents of NSW let me explain. At this time of the year moths migrate from the Southern Snowy Mountains up to queensland and being genetically programmed to seek out crevices caves and cracks in rock faces apparently confuse our windows and doors and balconies with natural rock formations!
MMM rather like the pigeons perhaps?
Arrivals and infestations of bogan moths vary from two or three up to whole window covering swarms on any glass surface!
It's all perfectly natural behaviour? It just seems montrous?
Do you have any Bogan Moth stories to share?
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