Headmistress Gaia is still
January 29th 2011 11:19
Headmistress Gaia is still
absent and missing some where down the Murray River !
She was last seen or rather heard screaming something about not stopping until the river runs free into the sea !
Meanwhile we the school board wish to share this message with Australia House.
We understand the RANGA has declared a tax levy and that certain people are complaining about it. Many of these people apparently do not live in flood zones and have not been watching the TV or other media for the last month.
It would appear that messages from previous school chaplains Joshua Gautama Francis and others about the importance of compassion and practical acts of charity have been ignored. YET AGAIN.
The Geography and Science depts have had many requests for the school to do a dam building project. When certain members of the student body have demonstrated that they have grasped that the answer to prior set exam questions on HOW to build a dam was NOT to write BUILD LOTSA BIIIG CONCRETE STRUCTURES this may be reconsidered. In first semester this year we will be asking students to research and write on how the unique features of the geomorhopology of Australia hinder sor helps any water damming storage or diversional schemes. Those students who show they have actually bothered to investigate the subject may get approval for a practical project.
A continual monotonous drone of BUILDMOREDAMS coming from students who have previously shown they failed basic science does not impress the school board! We suggest that if they are not physically able to help with the cleanup that they devote their time to encouraging others to donate.
That's all for now. The school board is just about to depart to retrieve the headmistress and try to calm her down. If you hear any reports of strange sightings unusual storms waves or winds, bunyips or ufos, that will be us manifesting!
absent and missing some where down the Murray River !
She was last seen or rather heard screaming something about not stopping until the river runs free into the sea !
Meanwhile we the school board wish to share this message with Australia House.
We understand the RANGA has declared a tax levy and that certain people are complaining about it. Many of these people apparently do not live in flood zones and have not been watching the TV or other media for the last month.
It would appear that messages from previous school chaplains Joshua Gautama Francis and others about the importance of compassion and practical acts of charity have been ignored. YET AGAIN.
The Geography and Science depts have had many requests for the school to do a dam building project. When certain members of the student body have demonstrated that they have grasped that the answer to prior set exam questions on HOW to build a dam was NOT to write BUILD LOTSA BIIIG CONCRETE STRUCTURES this may be reconsidered. In first semester this year we will be asking students to research and write on how the unique features of the geomorhopology of Australia hinder sor helps any water damming storage or diversional schemes. Those students who show they have actually bothered to investigate the subject may get approval for a practical project.
A continual monotonous drone of BUILDMOREDAMS coming from students who have previously shown they failed basic science does not impress the school board! We suggest that if they are not physically able to help with the cleanup that they devote their time to encouraging others to donate.
That's all for now. The school board is just about to depart to retrieve the headmistress and try to calm her down. If you hear any reports of strange sightings unusual storms waves or winds, bunyips or ufos, that will be us manifesting!
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