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May 22nd 2008 07:02

FLUMP!

A possible explanation for why Myanmar's Leaders have started answering phone calls from the UN and ASEAN?

Somewhere on a golf course in south east asia ... an aide answers a mobile phone and turns around to look behind him. In the distance a cloud approaches.

"er general I think we are going to have to leave the golf course?"

"Dont talk nonsense it will be hours before it rains again. Watch me get a hole in one!"

"er general I just got a message?"


The General ignores him and lines up his shot.

"General the gods are angry!"

"So what ?"

"General something appeared near the sacred mountain and is making its way across the countryside !"

In the distance the cloud grows nearer and much larger. It's a strange color and shape.

A noise can be heard

.... flump flump FlumP

"What the UN or USA are trying to spy on us?"

The aide looks behind him at the "cloud".

"The "something" is destroying golf courses across the country!"

The general finishes lining up his shot.

"Are any of them owned by me?"

Grounds keepers and other staff can be seen in the background pointing at the cloud screaming and running away.

"er general I think I'll go back to the office and delete a few more of those voicemails and messages from the UN!"

The aide runs away.

FluMP FlUMP FLUMP

FLUMP FLUMP FLUMP !!!


A shadow looms over the general.

"Hey someone get the umbrella from the golf cart!"

As the shadow descends he calls out

"Where is everybody?"

FLUMP

Anyone seen Godzilla lately?






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