Dear Sarah Palin
November 8th 2008 06:36
DEAR SARAH PALIN
Some advice for your future political career.
I understand from the media that you may be considering running again for President?
Now I gotta be honest.
If I was American I would probably have voted Democrat for Hilary or Barack!
However I do feel some sympathy for you as a woman but ...
One) The average socceer mum does not have $150000 worth of wardrobe.
Okay so that may have been an accident but it's probably not a good idea to go that FAR over budget. People might think you can not do basic arithmetic?
Two) Monosyllables may be cute but not past a certain age!
Please prefer to your spouse children and grandchildren by their FULL names.
Three) Your husband is part Yupik. Is there some reason you havnt tried to take advantage of this to get Amerind votes? Is there some reason the Yupik are not trying to take advantage of this? Check the family tree on both sides before any more large branches fall off it which brings me to ....
Four) You're the daughter of science teachers yet every one in your family seems to have been too busy to explain the birds and bees and HOW NOT to get pregant to one family member? Not good. ... and then there's that allegedly remark about Africa being a country not a continent. Hopefully you were only teasing the aides?
Five) Finally and MOST IMPORTANTLY :
DO NOT P*** OFF LIBRARIANS! Whatever actually was siad or misunderstood during that discussion with a certain librarian bear this in mind. There are national and international associations of librarians. Librarians often disseminate local community information.
Unhappy librarians might put notices out on the worst part of the notice board or forget to put out brochures and other stuff?
An immediate increase to the budget for all of the State of Alaska's libraries might go a long way towards soothing troubled waters?
Some advice for your future political career.
I understand from the media that you may be considering running again for President?
Now I gotta be honest.
If I was American I would probably have voted Democrat for Hilary or Barack!
However I do feel some sympathy for you as a woman but ...
One) The average socceer mum does not have $150000 worth of wardrobe.
Okay so that may have been an accident but it's probably not a good idea to go that FAR over budget. People might think you can not do basic arithmetic?
Two) Monosyllables may be cute but not past a certain age!
Please prefer to your spouse children and grandchildren by their FULL names.
Three) Your husband is part Yupik. Is there some reason you havnt tried to take advantage of this to get Amerind votes? Is there some reason the Yupik are not trying to take advantage of this? Check the family tree on both sides before any more large branches fall off it which brings me to ....
Four) You're the daughter of science teachers yet every one in your family seems to have been too busy to explain the birds and bees and HOW NOT to get pregant to one family member? Not good. ... and then there's that allegedly remark about Africa being a country not a continent. Hopefully you were only teasing the aides?
Five) Finally and MOST IMPORTANTLY :
DO NOT P*** OFF LIBRARIANS! Whatever actually was siad or misunderstood during that discussion with a certain librarian bear this in mind. There are national and international associations of librarians. Librarians often disseminate local community information.
Unhappy librarians might put notices out on the worst part of the notice board or forget to put out brochures and other stuff?
An immediate increase to the budget for all of the State of Alaska's libraries might go a long way towards soothing troubled waters?
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Comment by Cheryl J
Rhythmatism
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Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
Potter in a Harry
I think she's got as much chance of being elected US President as Pauline Hanson has of becoming the first female Australian Prime Minister.
I enjoyed reading this post. I'd love to read a few of the books you recommend, but I don't have time.